Dental Humor!

Last updated: 12/06/2011

A Collection of all things funny and dental.

Dental Jokes, Dental Image Macros, Dental Videos, Dental YouTube Clips, etc etc. 

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What does dentist of the year get? 
    A little plaque
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
    Fill me in when you get back
What did the dentist see in the north pole?
    A molar bear
Where does the dentist get his gas?
    At the filling station
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious ... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that ... there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!

Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"
A rich dentist, a poor dentist and the toothfairy were walking down the road together.

They walked past an ATM machine and noticed $1000 on the floor.
There was nobody else around, so one of them decides to take the money.
Who took it???
The rich dentist.............the other two don't exist 


Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.
Assistant: Why don't you marry her?
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

DENTIST is the most suitable male profession - the only man that can tell a
woman when to open and when to shut her mouth, and get away with it
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie...
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers 
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself 
What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal 
What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte 
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist 
kept it
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo." 
"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.
When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless" dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this. "He's a fake ! " he told his mates. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he yelled like anyone else." 
Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!" 
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to get his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. 
"Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair...try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair...try them." The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist." The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker." 
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friend with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. 
As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em." 
A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth. He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied... "Not yet...It's his turn with the teeth!"
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!



With a 3.6 (w/o skit) IUSD 

With a 3.6 (w/ skit) IUSD

Exposure (Inception Parody Oral Radiology) - University of Toronto Dental School

The Rink: Dental Version - University of Manitoba

Pimp my Chair - University of Manitoba Faculty of Dentistry

Medical Univ of South Carolina
School of Dental Medicine
-All the Dental Students

LUDS - Earth Song

UNLV - Sexy & I know It

LUDS - Dentist Billionaire Parody

LUDS - 7 Days

LUDS - Tik Tok

What if your Dental Office was Run like the DMV?

What if your Dental Office was Run like a Used Car Lot?

What if your Dental Office was Run like an Airline?

The Madow Brothers meet 1-800 DENTIST!!!!

"I want you Back" - The Madow Brothers

"Composite!" - The Madow Brothers

"Bohemian Dental Rhapsody" - The Madow Brothers

"If I had a Million Patients" - The Madow Brothers

You Don't know what its like to be a Dentist

UF Class of 2009 Dental Skit

It Hurts to Be a Dentist

Dental Perio Rap

My Crown Prep

Gunning like my Little

Lady Carabelli - Undercuts

UCSF Dental School - "A Bad Day"

Infantile Madness - University of Michigan

Cpak's day off

Dunder Mifflen

D-Dub$ - (new single) D.D.S. Rock -University of Minnesota

Dental School Shorts: From The Carbide Connection 2

DMD - Drill Yo Grill

"Composite" - A Dental Parody of Taio Cruz's "Dynamite" 

 Dynamite Cover 



Herbie the Dentist Saves Christmas

British Animal Voice-overs [@ 1:39]

Twilight Zone: Tooth or Consequences

Whose Line: Greatest Hits Song of The Dentist

The Office: Crentist the Dentist

Hangover: You Aren't a Real Doctor

Kidstoned Chewable Vitamins

Bill Cosby Stand up

"Be a Dentist" by Little Shop of Horrors

Mad TV Skit: Loraine at the Dentist

Mad TV Skit: Dentist-in-a-box

This one is just funny:

Lethal Weapon 4 - Uncle Benny

Kids and Candy

Mr Bean at the Dentist

David at the Dentist

David at the Dentist Tosh.0 WebRedemption

Tim Conway as a Dentist



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Thats all I got! I hope you enjoyed it :)

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